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How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.
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The Office: First and Last Appearances
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I’ll leave a tiny cut.
There will be a lot of blood.
But once you wipe it up you will feel better about our entire situation.
That awkward moment when you’re at your boyfriend’s family get together and his cousin is sexy as fuck. Whoops
must. have. this. on. blog.
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Snowing | Sam Rudich
Been wasting this fucking year on the idea of getting up and moving on but I wait around just emptying bottles in the basement of the Slovak center on my side of town. It’s a major fucking bummer.
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I wish I never would blown johns stupid huge cock because then shit would be coooooool
My brothers girlfriend is tearing my family apart. Sometimes it gets so bad that I think terrible thoughts and wish terrible things would happen to her and it scares me.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
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I’m always thinking:
my heart makes me angry,
my thoughts make me thirsty,
and I have had too much to drink.
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